War Quotes

Then, Sir, we will give them the bayonet!
– General Stonewall Jackson, 1861-07, in reply to Colonel B.E. Bee when he reported that the enemy were beating them back, first battle of Bull Run
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Abortion Quotes

Republicans are against abortion until their daughters need one, Democrats are for abortion until their daughter wants one.
- Grace McGarvie
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes

With Malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds.
– Abraham Lincoln
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Quotes and Quotations

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Seneca the Younger, “On Old Age”, Moral Letters to Lucilius
– Books of quotations are an elemental model of how culture is perpetuated, the wisdom of the trite passed on to posterity, to be added to, edited, and modified by subsequent generations.
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Melancholy is the joy of being sadFamous Quotes – Victor Hugo
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Abraham Lincoln Quotes

Property is the fruit of labor…property is desirable…is a positive good in the world. That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for [...]

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Tommorrow is the day on which lazy people have most to doFamous Quotes and Sayings – Unknown
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By the time a man realises that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong – Charles Wadsworth
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Funny Quotes – Insults

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people. – Robertson Davies
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Life Quotes

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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
– Jack Handey
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